Friday, April 30, 2010

Deep in thought, so I thought!!

I was just relaxing on the mat that sits on the carpet between the Lounge area and the Balcony when all of a sudden I was awoken out of my daze by the arrival of the assistants daughter and her young child.

The sight of a 16 month old child rapidly advancing towards me was enough to get the odd dose of adrenaline flowing. I was off like a shot. I went over the oval table and raced on behind the lamp table and then slinked along behind the two seater sofa.

After gathering my wits about me *believe me, they flew everywhere in the flash of movement that I put myself through* I then quietly made my way to the second bedroom where I then commenced to re fortify my position.

I feel better now!!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

This is the assistant in one!!

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank of Ireland it was found that James O'Toole was using the following password:


When James was asked why he had such a long password he replied

”Are yez stupid? Shore, Oi was told me password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital''